josh ulm is the harbinger of the new faith.
he makes the faith fresh everyday in the comfort of his own home in san francisco, california.
the age-old recipe consists of only the finest natural ingredients and yellow #5.



on my mom:
i remember my dad always told me. "find a woman like your mother. you never will,
because she's one of a kind, but try. if you get close, you'll be a lucky man."
he also told me that when i find a girl, to look at her mother,
"because she'll grow up to look and act just like her."
that's why i've stopped dating altogether.

on drugs:
my conventional wisdom for the day
is to forsake all technology. focus on the concept,
then find the technology to communicate that vision.
not the other way around.
besides, what has technology ever done for us?